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A Canadian confection. It is theorized to be made by boiling coffee down to a crispy residue.

Notable Mentions


14:46  * NeXTatWork gives tangentdelta a coffee crisp
14:46 &lt;@TangentDelta&gt; Is your desk drawer full of coffee crisps?
14:47  * NeXTatWork checks
14:49 &lt; NeXTatWork&gt; I got a pile of monintor video boards, some touchscreen controllres, some cable harnesses for touchscreen controllers, some small and large multi-bulb inverters, a roll of foam tape, a roll of acetate tape …</description>
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        <description>Oh no, corn!

-Clint Basinger, September 2023

Grows in the Midwest, Northeast, central United States and somewhere in Vietnam, according to the packaging at Dollarama

Is corn.

Respect the corn.

Can be equipped as a weapon, used as a tool, worn as a decorative item, thrown as a distraction or eaten.</description>
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        <description>Pillowcase Full Of Hypercaffeinated Mice

This is an item that is equipped by NeXT. It is a pillow case filled with mice that have been given a large dose of caffeine. It is not clear if these are computer mice, or squeaky nibbly mice.

The mice in the pillowcase appear to posses some form of sentience, and object to certain events. They seem to enjoy</description>
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        <description>The couch is a large, 3-seat couch, formerly found in TangentDelta&#039;s grandmother&#039;s living room. It appears to be from 1973.

The couch on occasion can be used as protection. Up to two people can hide either behind or underneath it.

The couch has a regenerating 10 cents found between the cushions that will re-appear after 12 turns.</description>
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        <description>Truckload of Disks

Glitch once bought approximately 28,000 5.25“ double-sided, double-density floppy diskettes. Users claiming they need a floppy replacement product because it&#039;s so hard to get disks are linked this image:



Bandwidth

The approximate bandwidth of the truckload of disks, assuming 360K formatting and a speed of 63 MPH, was approximately 659 KB/sec. Not bad for naturally aspirated!</description>
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        <description>Waffles are a thin, cardboard-textured yellow cake, often served with syrup. Often found in specially marked boxes of Eggo Food substitutes.

Eggo waffles when equipped can be used as a weapon, defense or as a food.

A frozen Eggo heals 1 health point, but temporarily reduces stamina by 1 point for 2 turns.</description>
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